Q: Helena, how did you find lusting after Johnny in front of Tim and I was wondering if it was at all awkward for you to do?
Helena: Weirdly not, maybe it should have been but, you know, I was pretending. No it was odd I was being paid by my boyfriend to fall in love with his best friend so it’s a strange situation, but we handled it.
Tim: It’s an incestuous business to be in.
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| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
Answer:
nope, and I’m not interested :]